Yes, it's hard to believe that I have been, trashed talked by the folks at the local DQ.....let me start by saying, I have no business there to begin with, but The Other Tracey and I do frequent our local Dairy Queen for their infamous, Peanut Buster Parfait, and the Blizzard.
We had a very successful afternoon taking care of business at our new little place, the carpenter finished up today, the painter is coming tomorrow, we put things away, picked up paint, watered our new lawn, not to mention stopped at Junkee to fluff and straighten our booth. The Other Tracey was taking me home when we both decided almost at the exact time that we needed a little treat.
We always get the same thing she orders the Peanut Buster parfait and I get the the banana creme pie Blizzard. I instructed her to tell them, oh did I forget to mention that we were at the drive through, that I like my Blizzards very firm, very frozen if you will, you know like they show in the commercials when they turn them upside down. she proceeds to pay they handed her an absolutely perfect Peanut Buster Parfait, and they handed me a very squishy Blizzard, oh yes I like coconut sprinkles on top and the Dairy Queen Boy told me that they accidentally had colored sprinkles on it as well which was fine, I explained to him that I thought it was toooooooo lurpy and for him to notice that it was already running down the cup, he then explained to me that it was as firm as they could get it, well I disagreed, and The Other Tracey said I was a little snippy, I really didn't think so........I then asked him to turn it upside down wellllllll, he did and of course alllllll the sprinkles fell off and the blizzard barely stayed in the cup, I asked if he would make a new one, at this point The Other Tracey had her head down eating her perfect treat trying to ignore me, but trying not to laugh out loud, we then heard the chatter inside as the (Dairy Queen Boy says to the Dairy Queen Girl, that isn't firm enough, she says, that's as firm as it gets, he then says, do you freakin want to tell her that.
I am well aware that this may not seem as funny as it was at the time, you know, had to be there kind of thing, but The Other Tracey said I must share the story, I tried to get her to write for me, since she is a better writer than I am, but she just looked at me and rolled her eyes.....ok where was I, oh yeah, the whole crew is afraid of me now, Dairy Queen Boy comes back with the newly made Blizzard, and informs me that he put it in the freezer for a few minutes, really it was a few seconds, then hands me the Blizzard which was in my opinion just like the other one, including the colored sprinkles which evidently someone dropped into the Freakin coconut according to the Dairy Queen Boy! I tell him it is just like the other one, and he tells me that is as good as it gets, some talking ensues between Dairy Queen Boy and Girl and we then hear her say, Slam the window, Slam the window.....as we drive off, the Other Tracey barely able to contain herself, by this time she is crying she is laughing so hard and has to pull over, as I continue to say over and over, (you know this is not right, there must be something wrong with the machine, you know, you know, it's not right, I just keep repeating myself unable to believe that it went wrong a second time) did I mention, there were at least eight cars behind us at this point, well she is having a hard time breathing and I am literally drinking my Blizzard, while she continues to enjoy and point out that her Peanut Buster Parfait is perfect and I am a little picky, but come on you just want what you want, if I had wanted a milkshake I would have ordered one, The Other Tracey told me that we most likely will have to go all the way to Sparks now since we will not be able to get a decent treat at this one, since they HATE ME there, anyway I thought I would share a piece of our day with you!! hope you get a laugh...........